Pugs and Angie

Mom to Me: "I have something to tell you."

Me (getting nervous) to Mom: "What?"

Mom to Me: "I might have to change my opinion on Angelina Jolie."

Me to Mom: "That's what you have to tell me? You nearly gave me a heart attack."

Mom to Me: "She bought her kids a pug."

Me to Mom: "Ok..."

Mom to Me: "A pug! How can I hate her now? Of all the dogs in all the world, she had to go and get a pug."

Doctor Appts

Dad to Mom: "You need to take care of yourself. Don't you want to walk your daughter down the aisle?"

Dad to Mom: "You should talk."

Mom to Dad: "I am going for my check-up this week."

Dad to Mom: "You're going for that boob thing too?"

Mom to Dad: "A mammogram?"

Dad to Mom: "Yeah."

Mom to Dad: "A boob thing... you're a boob."

Dad to Mom: "Thank you."