In a voicemail received today...
Mom to my Voicemail: "Kristen, we are finally grandparents. Call me back."
The phone call that followed:
Me to Mom: "What are you talking about?"
Mom to Me: "We are grandparents! We have two more additions to the family. We're finally grandparents!"
Me to Mom: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
Mom to Me: "You know the tree on our front lawn?"
Me to Mom (still panting from frustration): "Yes?"
Mom to Me: "Well we found two little birds in a nest there. They're so cute."
Me to Mom: "Are you serious?"
Mom to Me: "I can't wait to show you."
Me to Mom: "Is this your way of telling me that you really want grandchildren? Because this is not normal."
Mom to Me: "I thought you'd be happy!"
Me to Mom: "I gotta go."
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