
On a day I was feeling particularly sorry for myself...
Me to Mom: "Ugh, I just heard that another girl I know is getting married."
Mom to Me: "What's wrong with you?
Me to Mom: "But you don't understand—her face looks like a potato! Why do girls who look like potatoes get married?"
Mom to Me: "Did you ever stop to think that maybe her fiance looks like a potato too?!"
My mother is so wise...
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