Mom, showing me the Daily News article on where to watch the World Cup
Mom to Me: "Look, I found places for you to go."
Me to Mom: "For what?"
Mom flips open the newspaper
Mom to Me: "See? Look at how many bars that will be filled with guys."
Me to Mom: "Yeah, guys who just want to watch soccer."
Mom to Me: "Maybe not. Look [shows me a picture of girls at the bar]. These girls are smart."
Me to Mom: "Why are you always trying to pimp me out?"
Mom to Me: "I'm just trying to help!"
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