Promiscuous Birds

Mom to Me: "The mother bird hasn't been around a lot today."
Me to Mom: "She's probably looking for food."
Me to Mom: "She better be. You don't think she's a slut, do you?"
Me to Mom: (Silence)



For those of you who care, the birds are doing wonderfully. They're getting bigger and bigger every day and starting to grow feathers. The other day I was told to stand guard outside while the landscapers worked on our lawn. "MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GO NEAR THAT TREE, KRISTEN!!!!" So like a fool, I told the gentlemen not to go near the tree and explained that there are "little birds" in the tree. They looked at me like I was a nut (not too far off).

For those of you who are new to this blog, scroll down to the Bird Brains entry--it explains everything.