Kristen, you're not all that

Me to Mom: "Don't you remember, I told you that the other day!"
Mom to Me: "I don't remember."
Me to Mom: "You need to pay me more attention when I speak."
Mom to Me: "You make me nervous! It's like I'm being grilled every time I speak to you."
Me to Mom: "Haha."
Mom to Me: "Remember when I told you that you're not as skinny as you think you are?"
Me to Mom: "Yes..."
Mom to Me: "Well you're not as important as you think you are. There are other people in the world you know."
Me to Mom: "I can't believe you just said that to me."
Mom to Me: "Well it's true! You gonna put that in your blog?"
Me to Mom: [Nod]
Mom to Me: "Good, wanna quote me?"



I love my mom. She knows how to put me in my place.