Dad at the computer

Me to Mom: "Dad's trying to use the computer."
Mom to Me: "Oh no."
Me to Mom: "Let's get out of here before he asks for help."
Dad to Mom (calling from downstairs): "Diane, can you help me for a second?"
Mom goes downstairs.
Dad to Mom: "How do I open an attachment?"
Mom to Dad: "Click open attachment."
Dad to Mom: "How do I cancel out of this?"
Mom to Dad: "Click the X in the corner."
Dad to Mom: "Where is it?"
Mom to Dad: "Right there!"
Dad to Mom: "I can't see it. And why is this arrow so small? I can't see anything. Why do they have to make everything so small?"