Friday, May 14, 2010

Mom's My Pimp

While driving in Manhattan...


Mom to Me: "Oh Kristen, did you see that blonde guy? He looked like David Beckham."
Me to Mom: "No, where?"
Mom to Me: "Over there, on the street! Look at him, he's good-looking."
[Man walks down sidewalk and stops on corner.]
Me to Mom: "Yeah I guess he's cute."
Mom to Me: "Why don't you think he's cute?"
Me to Mom: "He looks kinda young."
Mom to Me: "Oh look he's right there!"
Me to Mom: "Seriously, what would you like me to do? Get out of the car an introduce myself?"
Mom to Me: [Silence]

2 comments:

  1. at least she doesn't just give out your phone number like Doris used to lmao

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  2. hilarious. love this blog.

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